“Where’s my Oscar for 'The Joker?'” - Conan gives an Oscar-worthy performance at rehearsal.
CONAN Highlight: DIY expert Melody Crafts suggests decorating your Valentine’s Day cards with teeth, which you can pick up at Michael’s (her ex-boyfriend).
This Valentine’s Day, Trump is planning to have a quiet, intimate dinner with the love of his life.
The first legal same-sex union in Northern Ireland was actually a pretty traditional Irish wedding.
CONAN Highlight: The National Eggplant Growers Association see absolutely no connection between eggplants and penises.